What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

Are fanservice-y characters (i.e. Lara Croft, Tifa Lockhart) immediately bad?

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

Why do siblings (or other close relatives) stop visiting each other as they grow older? Why does this happen with so many people nowadays?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do we let ugly men exist?

The Man with the Golden Gun

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is the reason for the high rate of unmarried individuals in America, particularly among males?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.